xj whore@jokheiz
Jun 6, 2019
260 tweets
< JOHNYONG AU > where Taeyong transfers to a new university and has to deal with a new roommate. It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't a mind reader and his roommate didn't think so loudly all the goddamn time. 
Yeah whatsup its me
dont reply just quote
will have some nsfw jokes in here
dont have any tw other than some mental health issues but i will warn if theres any more
yeah its been a while enjoy !!!!1. this is taeyong's priv and his bffs and this is before moving in to his new dorm
2. this is his regular acc also timestamps dont matter i forgot to say whoops
3. welcome to the moonboys gc
4. just to explain yong has no control he hears the thoughts of anyone who's around him
5. move in day
6. dont make it weird
7. mmm french toast
8. @/moonluvr69
9. a journey in memes
10. vampires need friends too yong
11. quiet pokemon guy
12. uh oh
13. you dont understand
14. im sorry
15. 
16. aaand introducing ... johnny and the sexy mother lovers gc
17. lets get this bread lets make some friends oof yeah yeah
18. johnny's priv which is all his thoughts that taeyong can hear
19. ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
20. HES SO CUTE
21. his name is jim?
22. ran into an angel
23. wow
24. an angel named taeyong
25. life plans
26. johny
27. rejected :(
28. judge him baby
29. ITS ONLY DAY ONE
30. mandatory
31. johny respects personal boundaries !
32. eyefucking
33. 
34. when someone wants to tell u a joke but they rehearse it in their head first and they have no idea you can hear their thoughts
35. soft pokemon man ... soft pokeman ...
36. hmmm soft pokeman is ...
37. omg
38. watch it
39. zzzz
40. gushy
41. early morning guilt
42. i will starve for him
43. love my ass
44. listen taeyong,, hes trying okay
45. several days later and johnny asking taeyong to eat with him,, a lot
46. i cant
47. taeyong isnt blind,, johnny IS cute
48. [jungwoo voice] pathetic
49. the way taeyong is me whoops
50. when will it get annoying
51. level 5 taeyong friendship needed
52. johnny going back to the dorm after class, in his head: GOOD EVENING I WONDER IF TAEYONG IS HERE
53. 
54. was told but not directly but thats fine it still counts right
55. sick
56. bucket
57. johnny doesnt know why he might not have it but hes being encouraging anyway
58. both have Very different things on their minds
59. hand carved and kissed by god
60. johnny's still thinking about moonluvr69 (taeyong's gone so he cant hear him rn)
61. i trust no one
62. its fine
63. 
64. he just wants to talk !!!!
65. horny college kids
66. johnny going to the barista for the 4th time that morning: hey. me again.
67. * TW mild panic attack
68. what i miss?
69. yuta reports to his moon
70. ty is okay !!
71. update from sexy coffee boy
72. im kidding hahahhahha
73. taeyong fell off his bed bc ...
74. johnny is in the building which means taeyong can hear him again
75. yutas level
76. yuil discussing taeyong's mood change
77. breaking: johnny suh doesnt exist
78. hes not CRYING !
79. should he explain ...
should taeyong explain to johnny that he just cant be around a lot of people?
80. DOESNT HATE MEEEEEEE
81. maybe he'll stop--
82. sike
83. i owe u big guy
84. new day
85. :-)
86. meanwhile, with johnny
87. heartbroken
88. pre-class livestream (it is weird ive had a few classes do this...)
89. wait ???
90. lee taeyong...
91. Yong being chaotic
92. you're a little scary
93. what just happened
94. johnny used flirt! it was super effective!
95. hehehehehehehehe
96. somebody is getting distracted !
97. step one
98. who looks better
99. its what yong deserves 
100. cute...
101. sicheng wants to befriend taeyong just as much
102. teewhy teecry
103. go make ur friends bby
104. a new member !!!
105. hey you dont know me but
106. thanks dad
107. Johnny's reaction
108. when sicheng leaves
109. jaehyun's roast doesnt go as planned
110. all 700 million gens
111. the pokémon club
112. you got this !!!!!
113. taeyong protection squad
114. 
all around
all around 
115. :(
116. do we have to beat someone up
117. taeyong still leaves the meeting on a good note !!
118. taeyong heads back home
119. i hope you :)) soon
120. the next day
121. 
122. no mental prep for this
123. wait
124. dont u have a thing for dorks
125. back in business baby. quick reminder to not pay attention to any timestamps whatsoever bc im lazy af
126. he can probably hear you lmao
127. stop edging me like this
128. WEEWOO WEEWOO TAEYONG
129. wow that feels like it happened 4 months ago ahaha.. aha
130. THE D WORD
131. JOHNNY AND TAEYONG SITTING IN A TREE
132. a scary thought
133. whipped
134. cabin fever
135. return of the pokémasters
136. framed
137. the poor library
138. irony
139. meanwhile in johnny land
140. TAEYONGGGGGGGG
141. irrational?
142. proud of u 
143. kinda?? cute??
144. HES ALIVE
145. shocked and upset
146. taeyong only exists in 3 places
147. brownie
148. it begins
149. Johnny's reaction
150. johnny its just a brownie
151. taeyong: HES NOT IN LOVE WITH ME!!!
152. also taeyong: ... nvm
153. its that class johnny has with sicheng where taeyong does the online version and watches the livestream
154. kinda c*te
155. taeyong leaves for the library again!!! what a good boy!!!
156. try not to think about JOHNNY
157. * tw for the start of a panic attack :(
158. *
159. *
160. taeil contacts someone who might help
161. moon guy
162. he'll be fine
163. johnny pillow
164. stupid
165. taeyong starts to explain
166. Oh
167. :(
168. "burden"
169. wow
deep
170. FELLOW CHAMPIONS
171. 
172. Not my day
173. johnny wakes up
174. a bad person?? lmao
175. meanwhile, johnny checks the sexy mother lovers gc
176. or not???
177. don't
178. MIDTERM
179. later that day
180. ao3 tags
181. Johnny's back from class
182. taeyong is staring
183. thanks woo
184. comfy. warm.
185. NOOOOOOOOOOO
186. uh,, what
187. yuta's trying to get LAID
188. yuil in a nutshell
189. blocked.
190. WRONG MEME
191. Animal Intersection
192. there's just one problem. johnny liar
193. pawn shop
194. no lie all truth
195. ITS CUUUUUUUUUTEEE FUCKKHDVJGC
196. back in the chat
197. we can build an island ~together~
198. 
199. you WHAT
200. fellas... is it gay
201. 
202. :(
203. the roomies keep fighting
204. STOP FIGHTING
205. taeyong is me
206. is taeyong okay?
207. sicheng just. shows up
208.
209. i think i fucked up
210. #moonboysreunited
211. let's clown the night away
212. johnny care taeyong
213. coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
214. yuil discuss
215. what do you want to eat
216. taeyong assumes its bc of him
217. hypothetically
218. love sirens
219. taeyong gets a message right then
220. johnny on the side, curious: why did you just choke whats happening
221. "minimal bothering"
222. ft Johnny's comments when taeyong reads hyuck's texts out loud to him
223. steakhead
224. protecc
225. later that day taeyong gets another message
226. told you
227. IM SO EXCITED pt 1
228. IM SO EXCITED pt 2
229. The Outside is Dangerous
230. i have a surplus of these memes and i needed to use them (1/3)
231. actually, we'd like to keep his liver (2/3)
232. definitely be worried (3/3)
233. having fun waiting in the car for yuil's train to arrive
234. 
235. i am hostage pls help
236. i met taeyong's friends right
237. by home he means to the airbnb yuil are staying at aha..ha
238. u know the drill
239. ON TAPE
240. hahaha
241. slut
242. Johnny's Thinking which means...
243. im sorry mom i have bad friends
244. sendhelp
245. i hate this
246. horribly attractive eyebrow raise thingy
247. anyways
248. The Incident
249. JENO NO
250. next time !
251. johnyong expose
252. leave me here
253. poor ty
254. lmfao
255. 
256. SORRY
thats it for today 
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