We are acting like twitter is going to die, when in reality it’s more like it’s going to go into surgery and we’re not sure it’s going to come out the other side the same person

Like it’s certainly going to go down a few hours if not an entire day. They’ll lose a chunk of users. Elon will do a big performance about “getting twitter stood back up” and try and claim he saved it. Then Elon will sell it for twelve dollars.

Jack Dorsey will buy it and merge it with Block or something. Today has arguably been one the most humiliating days of his life. This is a historic mutiny, numerically calculated in such stark detail that he had to beg them to stay. He’s winded. The website has rejected him fully

The userbase has mocked Elon constantly every single day. Everyone in the real world thinks he’s stupid. He turned to his staff, believing the majority backed him, and they rejected him wholesale. The nerd king cannot buy the (perceived) popular kids. He is deeply uncool