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Nov 24
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#joongdok hs marriage booth au their high school's foundation day has always been a busy day, especially for student council members like kim dokja and yoo joonghyuk. instead of enjoying the event, they're tasked to check everything in the venue,

from the flow of the program to making sure the booths of every class are operating according to rules. however, they ended up getting dragged to be their first customer of their class' marriage booth instead.
kdj: why am i the wife? yjh: let's just get this over with yjh said as he shoved the bouquet of flowers and dragged kdj down the aisle.
apparently, their class poured all of their efforts in designing the classroom to resemble a church wedding. because of that they, unfortunately, didn't have time to practice the marriage ceremony which is the most important part of all. they had to ask for last minute help
β€”from yjh and kdj who went to check their booths on the event day. "kim dokja, do youβ€” pfft," han sooyoung bit her lips as she tried to stifle her laugh, "do you take, haaah this is hard." jhw: fuck get out of there i'll be the priest instead hsy: no wait! ehem ehem
"kim dokja, do you take yoo joonghyuk for your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" kdj: i thought im the wife? yjh: yeah, he's the wife
hsy: blah blah blah what ever why don't you do the vows instead! kdj: what kind of priest are you?! yjh: tch alright alright kdj: what, do you actually know how to say a wedding vow?
yjh: i have attended a lot of marriage ceremonies before kdj: and for what reason??? yjh ignored him as he grabbed kdj's hand and inserted the prop ring on his ring finger.
"I, Yoo Joonghyuk, take you, Kim Dokja, to be my wife." KDJ's eyes went wide in shock as he stupidly looked at bestfriend's serious demeanor. "I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life."
"Wow you memorized it." "Wedding vows are sacred, Kim Dokja." "But I haven't attended a wedding ceremony before! I don't know any vows." "Just say whatever comes to your mind." "O-okay."
Seriously, what should he say? If he's being wedded to his best friend, then he should say some shit abt staying with him for life right? hsy: hurry up, the opening is almost near kdj: ok ok
"Ehem, I, Kim Dokja, take you, Yoo Joonghyk, to be my husband. In sickness and in health, in uhm wait." "In good times and bad times," "In good times and bad times," "I will stay with you." "I will stay with you." "Until death do us part." "Until death do us part."
kdj then inserted the plastic ring on yjh's ring finger. hsy: fuck, have you guys no conscience?! you even copy each other during your wedding! yjh: he's the one copying me kdj: you just said you would love and honor me earlier why are you snitching on me now
yjh: you couldn't even prepare a vow on the spot for me, am i even your best friend? kdj: well sorry i haven't attended 100 wedding ceremonies like you yjh: you could've just said you'll love me for the rest of your life and that would already count as a vow
kdj: things that are obvious shouldn't be spoken anymore yjh: bullshit yjh said that but he still couldnt stop the smile rising from his lips at his kdj's silly excuse. kdj then realized how cheesy he sounded that he had to cover his face with his hands while he laughed
kdj: what are you laughing for! yjh: so you'll love me for the rest of your life, huh kdj: stop hsy: god, i dont want this job anymore.
β€” the class then awarded them an ice cream gift certificate that could be redeemed from booth next door. after that, they patrolled (paraded) around their school, ice cream in hand and plastic rings on their fingers, finally doing their jobs as student council members.
actually, it wasn't that bad getting married. at least they got a free ice cream out of it. β€” they're just so stupid
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