Taekook au where Jeongguk is a cop who pulls Taehyung over and Taehyung, being the hot broke mess that he is, tries to find the easiest solution out.

1. A hot mess™

2. low time

3. Proud moments

4. No Jail-time for Taehyung

5. Jimin is punny

6. Ideas

7. Taehyung, the scammer

8. ....and then there's yoongi(e)

9.

10. iT BEGINS

11. Self respect? There's no such thing in this house.

12. What is this??

13.

14. Hello there Namjoon

15.

16. Hoe-time

17. w-wait what

18.

19. It's all good, gays.

20. Taehyung really isn't punny

21. Not so bad ;)

22. A date....?

23. Taehyung's kind of soft?

24. (Date is the 16th)

25.

26. Taehyung just can't win.

27. Daegu hoes 4eva bihh

28. Cuffs+bed= happy Taehyung

29. ....and then there's Namjoon.

30. -end.

Thank you all so much for reading and sticking with my dry humor and awful puns throughout this. I appreciate all the comments and support so much and I can't tell you how much it makes my heart swell. I really hoped you all enjoyed this and I love you all super lots