No curses AU GoFushi where people think Gojo and Yuuji are dating because a. they do a lot of adventures together and b. They just seem so compatible and alike that obviously they're dating.
They're not, they're platonic as heck, but it does bother Megumi a bit because that's
his bf and bestfriend and he's normally not this insecure but it gets to him when people think Satoru can't have fun with him.
So he brings it up to Satoru.
Who only laughs, "Megumi-chan, babe, I love you so don't let them get to you, alright? You know me and Yuuji are just
buds, no feelings, just vibes, plus you hate loud concerts and only like theme parks when they're set up for spooky season and not a lot of action movies, etc etc."
And it's true, and Satoru was holding him and kissing him while saying all this so yes he knows Satoru would never
chest on him and besides Yuuji has his eyes on Junpei so yeah he should be fine. Satoru doesn't think anything of it, so he shouldn't; Satoru takes all the gossip lightly because they're all true, and that's what he should do.
And true to his word, Satoru and Megumi stopped
letting any gossip or rumors get to them
That is until rumors of Woah Megumi is definitely dating Yuuta because a. They hang out a lot and b. They just seem so compatible and alike so they are definitely dating and c. They have dogs and treat them like their babies!
(They're not, they're both in relationships with other people but just hang out a lot because Megumi has Kon and Yuuta has Panda and they like taking them to dog friendly cafes and adventures.)
(But it does bother Satoru.)
(and he can't bring it up or even demand Megumi stop hanging out with him because, and he can clearly hear this in Megumi's voice, Satoru you're being a hypocrite.)
(So he just quashes down all the rumors by posting a pic of him and a sleeping Megumi on his bed.)
(New rumors started that Satoru Gojo is a stalker and Megumi stay away from him!!!