A baby's baby
Jimin jokes about wanting to raise a baby after watching a baby channel with tae and ofc his group of friends are making fun of him.
Until...the jokes come true...
Will he be able to do it?
-crack AU (if i fail in the jokes, sorry!!)
-maybe a slight angst
-pairing: yoonmin, namjin, taekook
-All of bangtan are famous in twitter
-baby baby baby
-ignore the date, time, and some typos hehe
-don't reply to the tweet, enjoy
–the usual joking and bickering in this bird app
–whose baby is this?
–the chaos has started and it's not even an hour
–a note: i'm changing the pic of their twt profiles and usernames, so it's gonna be different from the first ones i post already bcs i forgot that some of them still has the old pic from my previous fic hehehe–
This is not a trip, Park Jimin!!
–exposing Jimin's day (?) but the angel doesn't take it well unlike the usual :')
[Told ya, this is a crack au with a sprinkle of angst hehehe]
"Listen, i fully understand that you joke around a lot. And i can't blame you since you also don't know the condition but...just apologize to him sincerely okay?" Yoongi glances at his 5 best friends who nod weakly.
Yoongi sighs and gestures all of them to step out from the car.
Yoongi is rarely get pissed. Besides he's too lazy to get mad (it usually Jimin's part, they complement each other so well), Yoongi is actually a big softie.
Unless, it involves Jimin. His words will be a hurtful truth and it will effectively making ppl listen to him.
So, they do nothing but listen when Yoongi scolds them hard, briefly explaining on why Jimin doesn't take the joke well today.
He's been accused by the police that he's the one who owns the baby and planning to throw the baby away by pretending to accidentally found him.
Jimin is mad and even challenges them to do the DNA tests which making the police just sighs and agreed to help them finding the parent.
Yoongi has to pull Jimin back to his chair and take the talking role.
When the policeman says about giving the baby, Jimin stands on his foot
"I'll take care of the baby until you found the parent!" He pulls the sleeping baby closer to his chest.
"Jiminie," Yoongi tries to convinces Jimin but the younger shakes his head.
"Two weeks," Yoongi says, "If we didn't find his parents by 2 weeks, we'll give the baby to you,"
"But for these 2 weeks, we'll take care of him,"
"We can't do that actually," the policeman doubts.
Yoongi writes his number and their address, "Visit our house if you wanna inspect it first tomorrow," Yoongi insists.
He finally sighs, "Fine, we'll do it,"
Yoongi sighs after remembering it. He now is back at the current situation.
The police says that Jimin didn't come again, so where is he?
Tae hears a sniffle and turns to see Jimin sitting on a bench inside on a small park, with a baby on his embrace, seemingly talking to him.
When they walk closer, Jimin speaks again, teary eyes locked to the baby.
He tries to smile, "I'll visit you everyday after i finish my work, okay? I'm sorry i can't take care of you. It will cause trouble for Yoongi hyung. I just realize that i keep making a mess for him so..."
"I even decided to take you without talking to him first, and he just lets me. Yoongi hyung is too kind, really. But my kind friends remind me of stupidity, so i thought again and i can't trouble him again so i'll give you back to the police, okay?" He hugs the baby, "sorry.."
The others watching him fondly yet also guilty except for Yoongi.
Yoongi finally steps forward and smiles to his lover, "I bet the baby doesn't understand what you're saying, sunshine,"
Jimin startles and looks up, "Hyung! I'm so sorry for everything. I'll go to the police now"
"it's okay, babe. I also wanna try taking care a baby with you. And besides, the others are only joking about the tweet," Yoongi explains.
"But they're right, hyungie. I don't deserve you, really,"
"I choose to be with you, and i love the whole you, including the clumsy part,"
"Don't define my deserveness, jiminie. We deserve each other. And if i had to list the amazing things you do to me, it'll take forever. You know i'm hard to handle yet you always have a way to comfort me. Give a credit to yourself, babe,"
Jimin sniffles, "You're such a softie,"
Yoongi smiles a bit seeing Jimin's giggles, "Just for you. And oh, i think there are people want to see you too," Yoongi takes the baby.
Jimin can't finish his words when Tae hugs him out of nowhere. And the rests are showing up too.
"MINNIE WE'RE SORRY!!!"
–all is good :)))
Should i continue this? Or is it boring already?
Quoting Yoongi: "What now?"
–"I swear he's safe!"
[Jimin wear a baby carrier and he taught a simple move while carrying the baby on his back lmao. But he's safe, dw
–the babies missed yoonie :'))
–the tea is served pt.1
–anyway, this is the full chat between yoongi and namjoon, just i case you wanna know the whipped yoongi :) –
The baby follows appa Yoon to the studio today and ofc he's gonna love Jimin's voice. Who wouldn't, right? :)
–today goes well too. Let's see if the peace will last or not hehe :)
[I will skip several days bcs it'll take too long then hehe]
—honest thought from the couple :')
–they'll manage :) and yes, tons of kisses for a sick angel :')
–the baby only sleeps if he hears jimin's voice :')
And, minnie, stop yelling and just rest, will you?!
Jiminie is fine again :)
Yoongi is the sweetest lover indeed ughhh :'))
–The soulmates™ and yes, they make use of the Capslock button so very well :)
–What can i do? Say no? *Insert Jin's meme*
–Jimin's way to win the credit card pt.1
–Jimin's way to get the credit card pt.2
Aaaand what jimin wants, jimin gets :)))
The things back to normal..for a while... Even jimin is reminiscing his old memories :')
–the couple go to Jin's, bringng along the baby with them.
"Aww, this is how it feels like when ur friend is having a kid and bringing him to the party!" Tae gives a warm smile as he takes the baby from Jimin's hand. Jimin grins happily.
"Hey guys!" Jin shouts from the kitchen
"I hope you don't mind us bringing the baby," Yoongi smiles apologetically.
"No no, it's fine. Actually, seeing you and Jimin kinda make me and Joon talk about it too," Jin along with Hoseok step to the tv room bringing snacks, some beers, and a bottle of vodka.
"oh? You thought of having a kid too?" Jimin takes the baby from Tae's hand when a cute yet worried sobs comes from the baby.
"Hmm, yes. Currently on the waiting list to adopt one, actualy," Joon answers frankly and it makes Jimin stop giving the baby his milk.
"YOU BOTH WHAT?"
"Adopting is a big thing, we know. There's a lot to be prepared, so while preparing ourselves, we could learn from you," Jin says while sipping his vodka.
Yoongi shakes his head fondly, "It's hard hyung, like u say in the beginning. But if it's you both, i think you'll do well,"
"Ughh, i really think we're truly adults now. The convo is about kids and future. I feel somehow proud of us," Hoseok fakes a cry and hugging Tae's shoulder.
"HYUNG, I'M TAKEN, GO AWAY!"
"EW, AS IF I WANNA BE WITH YOU. IT'S PRACTICALLY INCEST!"
"WE'RE NOT SIBLINGS!"
They all laugh and they're back to the usual bickering, laughing, joking, kicking, bantering, like the baby is a natural addition to the family.
"Hyung, grab me a beer please," Jimin asks while rocking the baby softly on his hand.
"Want me to hold him, baby?" Yoongi offers.
"The baby is about to sleep. He seems tired after Tae and Kook play with him. I'm gonna drink a bit and sing him the lullaby after," Jimin grins when Yoongi gives him a can.
"Jin hyung, Joon-ah, can we borrow a room? The baby is sleepy," Yoongi walks to the owner of the house.
Jimin smiles seeing how tentative Yoongi is. He cares about the baby much more than Jimin expected and it kinda scares him how attached they are already to the little angel.
They'll need to talk about it later.
"Sure thing. Just use the guest room," Jin points at a room.
Jimin takes another gulp before walking to the room.
He lays both him and the baby on the bed, singing him the lullaby softly. The baby eyes' fluttering shut slowly and after several minutes with soft strokes on his hair, the baby is finally asleep.
Jimin sighs fondly.
He builds a nest to prevent the baby to fall and after making sure he's in deep sleep, Jimin walks out carefully.
"Tired?" Yoongi welcomes him. Jimin flops down to the couch and hugs his lover, "A little,"
Jungkook snickers, "You both are so domestic. It's gross yet so sweet,",
"Shut up, kid," Jimin jokingly kicking Jungkook's shoulder.
"Anyway, there's no news from the police about the baby parent?" Joon asks suddenly.
Yoongi shakes his head, "We actually asked yesterday but they got no clue,"
"We only have less than a week," Jimin adds sadly.
"I don't know if it's selfish or not, but i already attached to the baby. I lowkey hoping the parents won't be found and we can adopt him instead," Jimin sighs as he grabs the vodka and a glass.
"Yeah, the baby is perfect. He's so calm for a baby but still so cute," Yoongi nods.
"Well, if it's meant to be, the baby will be yours. Just enjoy the current time, you guys. Makes use of the last 6 days," Jin shakes his head when Jimin pours for a second time.
"You need to stay sober, minnie," Hoseok adds.
Suddenly, they hear a faint cry.
Jimin and Yoongi stands up, almost running to the room, worried about the baby.
After a while, Jimin is out bringing the baby, "I think we need to go home. The baby missed his crib," Jimin nosing the baby playfully who still has a trail of tears but giggles to Jimin.
"I fixed the room already. Sorry, we need to go back first," Yoongi takes the baby from Jimin as his boyfriend hugs everyone.
"Group hug please!" Tae urges. Eventhough they complained that Tae is being ridiculous, they relent to his words.
They hug tight, including the baby :)
The couple then walks out, with Yoongi holds the baby and Jimin drives.
"We divide the task equally and i'm more sober than hyungie anyway. Bye byeee! Let's have another party next time!" They wave and leave.
"I'm proud of them," Jin states, and the rest of them nod agreeing.
–We love supportive friends
–We hope for the same thing too yoongi..
–The pending messages and the unanswered calls...
[TW! homophobic family.
Just an info but Jimin and Yoongi's parents cut ties to both of them ever since they choose to stay together. Jimin's lil bro and Yoongi's big bro are the ones accepting them
–Jimin tried to call everyone but no one picks his calls. He understands tho, it's literally working hours and of course his friends have their own activities but he panicked.
Until the reply from his tweet makes him sober and try to be calm. He immediately checks on the baby
–The baby's body temperature is slightly high. Jimin started to panic and trying to make him as comfortable as possible.
The crying is pretty much stopped, probably he's tired or Jimin's embrace calms him now. Jimin sighs gladly and leaving his phone on the living room.
–Jimin's phone vibrates so loud several times, noticing him that several notification are filling his phone.
Jimin knows he has to pick it up but the baby is sleeping peacefully.
–Finally Jimin has a chance to step out of his room when the baby is calmed enough, taking his phone only to see many notifications, especially from Yoongi and several missed calls from him too.
Jimin takes a glass of water while replying and sits on the couch tiredly.
"Hyung," Jimin calls when the front door is opened.
Jimin panics, Yoongi noticed. He hurriedly walk to their bedroom, where Jimin holds the baby in his arm protectively.
"Hyung, i just check the fever and i swear it's even hotter than before. We should go to the hospital now,"
"Yeah, let's go. I'll prepare the stuffs now," Yoongi nods.
"You're driving?" Jimin asks while Yoongi packs several baby clothes and necessities on their bag.
"Yeah, i'll drive. You should rest on our way, baby," he takes Jimin's coat and puts on his shoulder, "Let's go,"
"I'm sorry for this. Your meeting..." Jimin sighs as Yoongi starts driving. The baby tucks safely on the baby chair and Yoongi glances several times to him through the mirror.
"It's okay, sunshine. The meeting is almost done anyway. i'm sorry i didn't read your message before,"
"You did well," Yoongi holds Jimin's hand but Jimin shakes his head.
"I want you to do your job without me disturbing you. But in the end, i make the baby sick and asking you to go back earlier," Jimin rests his head on the car's window, avoiding Yoongi's gaze.
"It's not your fault. It's definitely not your fault if the baby is sick, minnie. You know that," Yoongi's voice is low and Jimin knows how serious Yoongi is.
"Sshhh, just rest for a bit," Yoongi kisses Jimin's knuckles once before focusing on the road ahead.
–Another problem (?)
"CAN WE DEAL WITH THE PAPER LATER? TREAT THE BABY FIRST!" Jimin roars on the emergency room and Yoongi tries to calm his lover.
"Jiminie, stop it!" Yoongi tries to be a calm one despite he himself is about to throw a fit.
"It's the rules..." The nurse tries to explain.
"Treat the baby first, i'll take the responsibility," Another voice joins them. The three of them turn to see Namjoon's father approaching them.
"Are you sure doc? This baby doesn't has a name and his parents is unknown," the nurse explains but her hands calling her co-workers.
Jimin notices this and realizes that the nurse actually wants to help them but the regulations forbid her.
After Namjoon's father nods as a confirmation, she takes the baby carefully and puts the baby on the bed, nodding politely before pushing it to an examination room.
When the nurse walks out, Jimin runs to her, "I'm sorry for yelling at you before. I panic...but that's not a reason, so i'm so sorry," Jimin says as he bows a little to the nurse.
The nurse smiles, "No, it's okay. I'm a parents too, i understand, sir," she bows back.
Jimin blushes, "No, i'm not his parents..."
The nurse smiles teasingly, "Oh? Then, you both will be a good parent in future. The doctor will soon finish checking the baby. He'll tell you about your baby's condition. Excuse me,"
Jimin nods gratefully, "Thank you so much,"
–Leave it to these crackheads to brighten the mood :)))
–I swear i envy their friendship :) Squad Goals :)))
The baby is laughing again. Maybe for him, home is the best place in the world, hm? :)
[Sorry if i put so many of these crackheads' convo, it's fun making them
"We will sunshine, we will,"
Today is the farewell party for the little guy, held at Jimin and Yoongi's house. They take turn in holding Jiho while also preparing for the foods and cleaning the house.
Jiho can only drink milk, but his uncles are all big eaters so both of them need to prepare a lot
"I'm done cleaning, you can start cooking while i will give Jiho a bath,"Jimin takes Jiho from Yoongi's arm and the older man gives both of them a kiss before heading to the kitchen.
Jimin smiles to Jiho, "We smell bad, baby. Let's clean up before your uncles come, shall we?"
When the rest of the gang is coming, Jiho is passed from one hand to another, everyone wants to spend the last time with Jiho. Jiho seems happy getting so much hugs and kisses from them.
Jimin and Yoongi just sits on the couch, seeing the 5 adults surrounding the giggling baby
"You okay?" Yoongi nudges Jimin's arm.
"I have to," Jimin takes his glass and fill it with wine, gulping it in one go.
"I'm gonna miss him too. But we have each other, so we're gonna cry together and we'll try to be okay together," Yoongi kisses his temple and Jimin nods.
–Some tweets from the uncles :)
–we all love Jiho, don't we? :')
Jiho is suddenly sobbing and the 5 adults are kinda panicking, causing a chuckle from Jimin and Yoongi.
"Okay, the party is over bcs the king is tired, hmm?" Jimin takes Jiho and rocking him on his arm, and Jiho's sobs immediately stop, eyes start fluttering close cutely.
"Bye uncles! Until we meet again!" Jimin mimicks a kid's voice before leaving, after all of them giving Jiho the last kiss,
"So, you're gonna go to the police station?" Jin asks
"Yeah, they called this morning too. Saying the socal services' representative will come for Jiho,"
"How you both handle it?" Tae asks worriedly.
"He'll manage. We'll manage. I'm still trying to adopt Jiho, whenever they think we fit in the criteria of adopting a kid," Yoongi sighs.
"If you wanna babysit a baby, i can always be one," Jungkook offers himself, making them laugh
"We prefer the small one, so no thank you," Yoongi shakes his head while giggling.
"We better head home now. You three need some private time tonight. Thanks for the party, hyung," Namjoon ushers them to go home and Yoongi smiles gratefully.
"Thank you to you all too,"
–The fathers' tweet :')
"Shall we?" :)
–Yoonmin soft hours :)
(This is after the party, before day 14. I'm a sucker for a late night talk and i figured i should make one for yoonmin hehehe)
-Last Day :'))
"I'm gonna miss him, Jiminie,"
"Me too, hyungie,"
[I lowkey cried a bit hehehehe :'))))]
These two have it hard after the parting but their friends are there to cheer them up :)))
Fast forward to several months later, Jimin and Yoongi already used to live like usual, though sometimes Jimin still look at the baby channel and he made an album filled with Jiho's pict to see whenever they missed him, but overall, they're doing so great dealing with the sadness
"Still no call from the adoption agency?" Jimin asks when they have their usual dinner. Seokjin and Namjoon got their call last month and they have a cute one-year old daughter named Kim Noeul as their children now.
Jimin loves her, ofc, but he still wants to have his own kid.
"Not yet, sunshine. We gotta be patient, okay?" Yoongi ruffles Jimin's hair.
Unfortunately, Jiho is moved to another city and they only had the chance visiting him once bcs the schedules are clashing with Yoongi's job as producer and Jimin is a choreographer at the same agency
"I understand," Jimin huffs and Yoongi has to hide his smile at his lover's cute pout.
Jimin goes to wash the dishes while Yoongi takes his phone, busily typing something and smiling wide reading the reply. He then comes to backhug Jimin.
"What is it?" Jimin giggles.
–The next day....
[Recognize the profile picture are changed? Hehehe]
[Yeaah, you know i know trope is never getting old lol
–YEAAAAAAAAY, JIHO IS BACK :))))
[Yes, adopting is a long process but actually idk much about it. all i know it takes months or even year (in this case, it takes months), that's why Jiho is already grow up a little hehehe)
~ THE END ~
HAHAHAHA, sorry if the end isn't so satisfying or disappointing but yeaay, this is the end hehehehe
This fic is a long ride (for me) and i actually intend to make it a short one but well, it changed lol
Thank you for reading it. I hope you like it! I love you