He’s having an epiphany

STORY TIME!!

Is this a jaehyun stan account now

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Taeyong floating on cloud 9

Just once?

Saw what

What’s happening

HE’S TAEYONGIE NOW

Selfish bij

Whiny af

Aaaack

Oh?

Hmm

Protective Jaehyun? I thought he doesn’t care?

Quarantine day 9

An idea

Y’all remember phase 2?

Dimples

TAEYONG YOUR CHAOTIC ASS IS SHOWING

OMYGOD IT’S HAPPENING

Yes hello

Stay tune

I’m Yuta in many levels

It’s a bet

Yuta please

I felt that

It’s his kink

Sgsgdhshshshhss nah

He’s so cute

Oh that’s hot

Yuta just vibing

He is

Oh no

Ohohoho

No one knew

A peach butt

Of course

The next morning

My spirit animal

Uh oh

Some tea

Time skip

sorry yong

Aww

The private acc

YONGIE NOOOOOO

Baby don’t cry. Jaejae will be there for you

I love the bffs

We love you yongie

He’s giving up?

Jaehyun you meanie

MR. JUNG???

Right

Uh oh

He “thinks” so

Taeyong you’re the best baby okay

SOMEONE IS MISSING SOMEONE

Nfnfnfnfnnd

My my how the tables have turned

Excuse me bitch—

Get laid again

Ofmgnmfnfnfn he’s broken hearted shoo

Jaehyun omygod hdhdhdhdhd

Shut uppppp

Taeyong struggle tweets

One more step—

He lost folks,,

I’m yuta

HE—

Jung’s powerful smile

AIGHT FOLKS???

Are you okay

Luv his bRo

The next day

He’s back alright

Should you?

What is it this time

They’re textmates finally!’

He tripped hdhdhdhdhdh

Taeyong please

Truly

He’s like a little kid ngnfnc

*miss you* taeyong you liar

Regrets 101

Bruh

Taeyong

..

Tw// the upcoming scenes are a bit heavy so just warning

Promise

Fuck it’s all caps

The good friends

Bubu

You promised

Taeyongie :(((

Jaehyun is here

I’m ded

Commentsss curiouscat.me/softiwaii

It reaches the news

..

These bitches

He snaps

He MAD alright

Best tyongfs

My bubu

Until..

Ohhhhh

Oh for crying out loud

Bye yutaaaa

*coughs*

Tyong report

The next morning

Yongieee

It’s not

Chaos

Behind the chaos

What’s empty

Oh worm

Same

Johnny was prepared for this

Finally!!

Honesly me too Johnny

It’s been DAYS!

The friends

Panic

WE HAVE A DISCOVERY

OH NO JAEHYUN NOOOODJDHHDHDHDH

????

HE DID WHAT DHHDHDHDHHSHS

He even seem so proud i cannotyxhhsdh

OHHHHHH

YES THEY YUTA

Thinking

He has been listening

Aaww

Jaehyun has 24 hours to reply

Next morningggg

HE’S BACK

Yey

Nu

Taeyong your mind

Aye

I LOVE HIM

Their reactions

He failed today

Scared

Go yongie

Meanwhile someone is staying up late

he stayed up to watch over Taeyong shut the front door!

JAEHYUN YOU DUMB INNOCENT BABY

Narrator: AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

OH MY

They are in l*ve! That’s it for today’s updates curiouscat.me/softiwaii

Dimple boy

Sad joke

Morning dimples

A WIN

Hngnngnnng doie

Oh?

What

He’s—

Ayieeee

Oh shit dhdhhdhshs

A cute kitten

YES WE LOVE BRAVERY

A lose

Without knowing, Taeyong won that day

When your crush is there and you have to act normal

A party i see

Sigh

Tsk

No

They’re worried

Doie and Jung

Day 1, good morning

Uhh sweetie

Lmaoo as if

Kitten

You ain’t slick

Trying to be slick hnghh

Jaehyunnie

Bring him back

Meh

Sweetie

He mad

Johnny knows whats up

Errr

Day 2

His escape part 2

Lmaooo

Jaehyun has a kink

Don’t leave

:((

He understands

He was lonely too

They sleep together again

Manipulative

He sad

Favor

He’s brave now

Let’s go

Holding hands aye

Uh oh

Tsk

Oh noooo

tw

ODYSHGSHSS HE’S SO BRAVE

Wait

no

The nation knows

Ten said taeyong over work

You are

:(((

Thank goodness Yong

He’s mad MAD

He arrived after hours

And here they are

Yuta SNAPPED

Anndhdhdhshdh Yuta calm yo tits

Justice shall prevail with Yuta

Time skip

Bubu is awake

Told you Jaehyun is gonna pull a Wei Wuxian

He was worried

Come back

And Taeyong snaps too

I’m proud of you bubu

He’s proud

Trend themmm

3 of them got taken to the police

Uh oh

I mean he’s still a friend

Uhhh

.mp3

Yuta talking as if he’s not one

Yongyong is

Respect

Tsk

Fuck off

Jaehyun you have one job

Jaehyun you’re taking too long

Yong’s texts

He’s broken

Please

Xuxi doesn’t want angst

Another promise sigh

Gotcha

Same

Minutes later

Meeting

Oh it’s jaehyun

Taeyong your crush on him is showing

Doyoung bff

Just Jaehyun reassuring him

He whatgsgsgshshs

Ngnng

Being the good future bf that he is

Promise

Gonna break another promise again Jae?

Sigh

Damn..

:(((

Broken promise

Or not

HOME

Shookt

Phew

Uh

WHAT

Ngjcnchxnnxxb

He lost it

He did

He babie

He is so chaotic

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAIHDHDNSNSH

HE FOUND OUT BDHDHSHSHHX

He crying

Let’s all cry

Is he a het??

Checkmate

WHAT IF

Leggo

Jung siblings

Calm down

They’re scary

Haha taeyong

Clownery luv

Taeyong meeting his future in laws

What happened to Jaehyun?

You have to L word him

How adorable of you

Calm down yong

Oh my

Jaehyun BABIEEEEEE

He understands

Ngngnngnfnfnf

He’s back

There we go

You guys

The what in his what

Does that mean,,,

What a bad liar

He dumb

He lost it

End of the world

IT’S STARTING

Jaehyun clown

He broke them

Same

Another source of information

Jessica just panicked

Jaehyunnie you’re so cute

HOLD ME TOO

Does he?

HE DOES!!!!!!

Rest

Is he:

Same

Nfnfnfnfnfnf sad day

Oh nuuu

Nfnfhxjfjxh

Why are you running why are you running

He ded

This is hard on them

Taeyong please

He’s also h*rny

Of course he won’t

Yes hello,,

Fighting

The meme

Jaehyun drama queen

Foreshadowing the little angst in the future

#GetEveryonePregnant

Taeyong stfu

Oooohhh the sexual tension right there

JAEHYUN????

Look at our clown

amen

Taeyong us so annoyindhdhhd

Not funny

What the fuck is that

Yes very good my child

Uh oh

This bitch fnnfnfncn

Yikes

Ohoho you successfully riled Jaehyun up

*sad music*

Bye

How do you shut people up?

Effective enough

Again

Finally releasing that sexual tension

Enough play kitty

One “Lee Taeyong” and he goes silent

Ohhh

A sad day for doie

That is so sad

The next day

Yes yuta...

You guys fhhfhdhdhhd

frIeNdS

Unlock new level

Dotae fight

They’re sorry

Ohh

Yikes indeed

I love their ideas

Johnny and Yukhei in a crisis

The sponge bob meme is them in so many levels

Slap some reality into him

So that’s why

Nngngngnnf

I need to rt Ten’s tweet

Hmm

Bruh

On a date

Here they go

Right?

Trust

Jaehyun is a scary mfer when he’s serious

He “joked”

BABIE

On another episode of Taeyong annoying Jaehyun

No more kisses for you

Well that shouldn’t have happened...

Yongie nuuu

Nooooo

Yep

My my

Be patient

Emergency best friends

They might be up to something

At least

It’s hidden

Found you

Jaehyun growing bolder

It’s love ladies and gentlemen

Fear

A glimpse of his past

Cuddling since they’re not ready yet

Taeyong respects Jaehyun’s decisions

Oof

Tsk

The friends’ reactions

He intended for it to happen okay

Daddy

Jaehyun on his period

Of course

Good boy

Taeyong cannot keep it to himself

Oh no

Jaehyun is broken hearted

Monster

My Jaehyun

You’re not

:((((

Melting Jaehyun’s heart

Shhh

Jaehyun’s character development ngngnfnf

Lies

Ngnfnfnfn

Shutbudidhsh

Where is taeyong

IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR MAKE OUT

b-boyfriend

Same yong

At least he tried

A tease

FIGHT BACK TYONG!

His revenge

Success!

Here they go

So possessive

Taeyong stop putting your life at risk

Sigh

Bang bang

Bye

How adorable of you

#GetTaeyongPregnant

F

Babie

Worries

Yong

More worries

Jaehyun’s worries

Confess

Oh

Break

Can’t sleep

Vc

Jaehyun is now the one teasing

Sup with the bunny

PEACH!!

He likes annoyance okay

TAEYONG HYUNGSHSHHSA

CRY

There it goes

That’s sad

Yey

Conceal don’t feel

They talk

Yeah

He’s having doubts about himself

...

Old Jaehyun

No sweetie

Yeah

Ouch

Stupid

Shit yeah

Err

Peachy

We going heartbreak

Ouch

Haha

Yongie

Bubu

Stupid

Yukhei not having it

Yeah you messed up real bad

Welp

Oh shit

Familiarity

Don’t touch him

Jaehyunah, you’re putting yourself in a trap

Jung Jaehyun

Old Jaehyun is back

Trap

Catch him first

..

Rumors

Mhm

They’re crying skskksksks

Right?

Oh no

Hmm

Yeah wtf Doyoung

The truth

2

Including you

Hang in there

..

Sigh

Keep walking

...

Taeyong sweetheart

Ah fuck Jaehyun begging is

Good for him

Always

Jaehyun bABIE

Sucks to not be taeyong

Barely holding it in

Such a good friend

Inch resting

Narrator

Thanks bro

Taeyong’s grandpa’s fault

Aw

Fight fight

You know deep inside you understand

Poor jaejae

Ouch

Taeyong sweetie

Confusion

*at least made me creat a plan

Jaehyun’s private account DEBUT

Poor boy

U okay there?

Jaehyun calm down

He’s a changed man

There there

He’s worried but of course he won’t admit that

Stupid bodyguard

Therapy session

Yongie baby you’re not weak

He’s hurt

Why are you both trying to hurt each other

Poor baby

Friends to the rescue

Taeyong just let it all out honey

Mhm

Ten therapy session

Ten does nothing and he still gets everything fixed

He’s back

Jaehyun????

Jaehyun you big baby

Baby I say

..

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9. Freedom

10

They’re okay

Should they?

Laugh it off Taeyong

How about that

I’m so sorry Taeyong’s lips

He’s just dramatic

Doie hang in there

He is SOFT

They’re okay

He’s back at it

His poor *****

1 like 1 prayer

Kdkskskskks this inserts the hidden part I tweeted about. For those that sent me their receipts of streaming, I’m going to make a gc where you can read it there. Yeah I was not joking And yeah it’s NSFW Don’t worry it does not greatly affect the plot—

Maybe just lingering feelings from there. Anyways it was a limited offer So I’m sorry to those that couldn’t see it. It wasn’t even a part of the original update anyways. But mayhaps I’ll bargain for more streams and votes anyways— youtu.be/U08OSl3V4po

Back to business

Kinda your fault John

Only the streaming people know

Must’ve left him breathless

Lmao he saw his friend

Don’t disturb when he’s h*rny

Warmmm

The next morning

You know when someone wakes up in the right side of the bed

Only the two of them

Of course

Aawww Yoonoh

Calling home

Hi

Ooohhh /the/ question

A lot

End

EVERYONE LISTEN!!!!!!!!

Skskskks so dramatic

Oh it was?

See you in court

Taeyong’s little story

The L word????

Taeyong is shy now

LISTEN EVERYONE JAEHYUN HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Sport

Noona messages

Jung siblings on their way

Taeyong >>>>>>

Oooofff

Kith

Jaehyun proud boyfie

Moots

Good for you

Eunhhg

Kitten

Bow

Apply alcohol to wound

His first everything

MFAL a bop!

He broke

Cuties

I’m so sorry Ten

Jae

Lmaooo xuxi was traumatized

Here comes the legend bum bum BUUUMMMM

Oh

You know

Cuddling

OMydgskudhsjsuz

He is SHY omg

Calm down bub

Begone

Y’all sappy as hell that’s why

Another day in the life of the mafias

*Doie’s voice* Good for you

Oops

Hmm

Hmmm??

??

Jaehyun is whining skksksksksks

Love...

Love = picture of Taeyong

Of course he needs help

Jaehyun you’re so cute

Looking gooood

Hello

Jaehyun eye—

He’s broken

What are you doing Jung

Peachy

Yeah why

He gives in for Taeyong

Jaeyong will have a little family

What...

Taeyong no

Uh oh

Lmao sike

Bro chile

They just wanna chat

Jaehyun melts around Taeyong ONLY

Jaehyun gonna live with Yongie

Stop them

This one is for you, Ten, our savior

I’m so sorry Xuxi

daddy

Jaehyun are you okay????

Kiss kiss

Jaehyun did you really have to attack the sunglass kdkdjdjs

A day in the life of Lee Taeyong

??

Mhm

.....

Mistake

Oh no

Alright folks this is gonna be a quite long narration

Poor kid

Johnny

Jaehyun calm down

No

Jung siblings full house

He mad mad

YONGIEEE

Okay lovebirds

Stop pressuring my poor yongie

Aww

OKAY FOLKS WE RIDE AT DAWN

Ahh poor innocent soul

True

Soojung best sibling

Finally calming down

Worth it

Oof

Damn that’s a lot of missed calls

Taeyongie

Please forgive my dudes, they’re just doing their jobs

Ugh they’re in love fine

Elope

Run away together you two

Okay we get it

Yep

??

Yeah shit the problems ain’t stopping here

FIGHT ME ANONS

The gc

He is being framed

Through thick and thin huh

Damn these mfers so chill deadass

Hehehehe

They’re friends again

Love the gang

Yes Ten, show them

HELLO???????

Skjdjdjsjsj same yuta

This bitch lucky

Yukhei sweetie

He’s upset

Smh

Dhjdjshjsjsd

They reached the island safely

He is full of surprises

He is RICH