hongjoong’s kubrick stare@sanenjoyer
May 5, 2020
62 tweets
the markbeom au redux
Mark and Jaebeom are friendly--friends even--but become even closer over the way their bffs have become the grossest, most In Love™ couple on campus. What better way to show them how it feels than to stage a little "relationship" of their own?
the markbeom au redux
Mark and Jaebeom are friendly--friends even--but become even closer over the way their bffs have become the grossest, most In Love™ couple on campus. What better way to show them how it feels than to stage a little "relationship" of their own? 
before we begin:
if this story seems familiar to you it's because I wrote it on my old acct and lost it forever when it got suspended 
timestamps/dates/alladat are irrelevant
I'll warn on each twt but expect recreational marijuana use/mentions and alcohol use/ments
if this story seems familiar to you it's because I wrote it on my old acct and lost it forever when it got suspended
timestamps/dates/alladat are irrelevant
I'll warn on each twt but expect recreational marijuana use/mentions and alcohol use/ments> intros
amerithaikong + babyeom 
best bros for 10 years and their annoying overachieving adopted kids 
amerithaikong + babyeom
best bros for 10 years and their annoying overachieving adopted kids 
> intros pt 2
jjyj project
chill chaos mage youngjae and a doofus from his music production classes plus SNU's hottest theater major/memelord
+ the pic in jy's header
jjyj project
chill chaos mage youngjae and a doofus from his music production classes plus SNU's hottest theater major/memelord
+ the pic in jy's header 
1. b.j.e. (before jinson era) Jinyoung and Bambam bonded in costume design class and now Bambam drags him across town every time there's a fashion show he's too chicken to attend alone.
portfolio / personal
2. a.j.e (after jinson era) the only bonding Jinyoung is fully committed to is with Jackson
cw: weed
3. the absolute anguish these two are going thru rn /s 
! cw: weed mention !
4. sowwy 
5. bruh moment feat. markson
6. absolutely unbearable
7. introverts assemble!!! (if we have to I guess ugh I already put sweatpants on)
8. I promise this is a markbeom fic
~ weed mention ~
9. the dumb shit begins
~ weed paraphernalia ~
10. do y'all hear sum
11. checking in with the lads
12. uhhhhhhhhhh why don't we leave them to it
13. me suddenly remembering this is supposed to be a college au
* alcohol ment*
14. if I was mark I would have killed them by now but at least he gets a slumber party out of it
15. a good 동생
16. the next day as the Plan goes into motion.....
17. we're pretending this timeline makes sense 
18. 
19. uwu
20. 
21. oh haha
22. 
23. what else is there to do after a snacc
24. hashtag jinson and their extracurriculars (besides each other)
25. hashtag fake markbeom date
26. *team wang here referring to vera wang Jackson's a big fan of bridal wear
27. old men reminiscing on the good ol days
28. Youngjae is all of us and Jaebeom is an idiot
29. youngjae is the human embodiment of the 
emoji
emoji 
30. mark is both more studious and more baby than he lets on
31. honey you got a big storm coming
32. ten meme attached for your convenience
33. bambam the negotiator
34. dsp = digital signal processing aka Jaebeom playing with autotune for a whole semester
35. the what
* alcohol cw *
36. de
auchery
auchery 
37. well that escalated quickly
* alcohol ment *
38. 
39. 
40. guess Mark's shirt didn't fit
41. meanwhile
42. bros hyping bros
mini fast forward >> monday
43. meeting the parents 
checking social media 
...uh oh
checking social media ...uh oh 
44. sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays 
45. 3... 2... 1...
46. 
with a bonus Jaime Lee Curtis meme I think Jinyoung would really vibe with
with a bonus Jaime Lee Curtis meme I think Jinyoung would really vibe with 
47. I'm Yugyeom
48. aw Beommie
* cw alcohol *
49. le gasp
50. ~flashback to last semester~
the beginning of a beautiful p̶a̶r̶a̶s̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶h̶i̶p̶ friendship. hashtag jinbam rise
* alcohol ment *
51. ~flashback cont~
house party at markson's
* alcohol ment *
52. ~ flashback cont ~
i for one would like to attend this party
* alcohol ment *
53. Bambam did not spend 45 minutes picking out the perfect lock charm chain for you to do this Mark
* alcohol cw *
54. I forgot to continue the ~flashback~ on the last bit LOL anywayyyyy ~flashback cont~
* alcohol cw *
55. ~flashback cont~ the hyungs are Looking
* alcohol cw *
56. ~flashback cont~ the youths are just broing out here 
* alcohol cw *
57. ~flashback cont~ 
* drunken shenanigans cw *
58. alexa play omg by usher
hongjoong’s kubrick stare
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