Wairimu Gitau@betta_gitau
Jul 1, 2022
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But Kirinyaga men got audacity my friend weeeuh !
So this wamujamaa meets me having sugarcane Juice ( juice not muratina or makabo 
)...he comes straight to me and straight to the point ! "Mandam nimekuona nikakutaka! Weka number yako hapa "(as he hands over his phone )
)...he comes straight to me and straight to the point ! "Mandam nimekuona nikakutaka! Weka number yako hapa "(as he hands over his phone )I'm damn pissed! Even before I say a word he goes on like " harakisa pris Kamaa wasiniache tunapeleka kahawa sosaiti! "
I give him a quick look just to make sure I'm not dealing with a mad man. Then a quick look on his 1920 ideos phone with a cracked screen.
On the screen saver I see a lady and two kids .
Out of curiosity I ask my wamujamaa " hawa ni nani ?" Dude is like wachana na hao ni mimi unandil na yeye si hao. Hao ni watoto na bibi "
Weeeuh ! At this point Sijui nicheke ama nilie!
My dude is then like " wewe uko na mandilay sana huwesi saidika! " He then zooms off. Anarukia gari ya ngombe and all I hear is "Kamùrì " as his bull pulls the cart away .
Lakini enyewe kama kusaidika ni hivo mimi sitaki!!
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