yoonmin au |
jimin never expected his university relationships to come back to bite him in the ass. he also didn’t expect to have a diss track, of all things, written about him, but—well.
‘peaches,’ agust d’s newest song, seems to be haunting him.
♡ socmed + written parts
♡ post-breakup, getting back together
♡ a little angst
♡ idol/rapper!yoongi, florist jimin
♡ thank u hs for giving us ‘cherry’ and inspiring this
♡
01 — peach
02 — radio play
03 — ‘o, fuck’
04 — jk worst hype man
05 — he’s a florist-in-training, leave him alone
06 — stream peach
07 — The Voicemail
08 — jimin just watch the video please
08 — stan twt
10 — [update 10 and i already messed up the numbering]
11 — [times in tweets are irrelevant]
12 — responsible employee park jimin
13 — seokjin flower shop owner and resident stressed entrepreneur
14 — is peaches a euphemism, then?
15 — [narrator with a heavy accent: “10 seconds later”]
16 —
17 — the last 10 seconds
18 — o _ o
19 — peachy
20 — haha ◡̈
21 — rapline remains the rapline in all alternate universes
22 —
23 — agust d is a lyricist but twt user yn_mints is not
24 — :) vs ◡̈
25 — SOTY
26 — Voicemail Person
27 — ag*st d
28 — peonies
29 — something stupid?
30 — famous
31 — extra hours
32 — lost in translation
33 — one-sided
34 — dad(dy)
35 — live
36 — live.2
37. live.3
38. bad bitch
39 — meanwhile on
40 — ew
41 — wwabbd? (what would a bad bitch do?)
42 — “not who you’re looking for” are you sure about that
43 — people in love are so gross am i right
44 — taehyung doesn’t get paid enough for this
45 — jimin just do it lol
46 — he did it
[additional tags:
♡ yoongi is bad at feelings
♡ slow-ish burn
♡ miscommunication
♡ angst!!
i’m off for now, but i’ll try to continue tonight! ♡
quick poll: we still haven’t seen much from yoongi’s side but who’s side are you on so far?]
47 — brain goes when i see jimin, too
48 —
49 — The Privs
50 —
51 — more voicemails?
52 — diss tracks
53 — hm
54 — back to the dms
55 — headaches
56 — idk
57 — good morning
58 — ‘silly drama’
59 — stage
60 —
61 — idols, they’re just like us
62 — later,
63 — (and like i know performances don’t air the same day, but do i care? no)
64 — interviews
65 — interviews.2
66 — interviews.3
67 — minions
68 — yoobi can’t nap in peace, can he
69 — overwhelming
70 — through dms
71 — through dms.2
72 — through dms.3
73 — through dms.4
74 — through dms.5
75 — through dms.6
76 — oh
77 —
78 — besties assemble
79 —
80 — nothing
81 — him
82 —
83 — divorce
84 —
85 — *advice_taemin.mp3 plays in the background*
86 — /can/ they?
87 — do we agree with jk the toddler or
88 — coexist
89 — ◡̈
90 — clowned?
91 — unknown
92 — calls
93 — carried away
94 — all wrong
95 — angry and heartbroken
96 — second place
97 — second place.2
98 — bad
99 — royalties
100 — happy
101 — in my head, hobi was doing a little dance, happy to finally get the gossip
hi! this week was crazy (i got a promotion at work?? how???) and i haven’t had enough time to even look at this au buttt i’ll try to finish the whole thing in the next week or two sorry for the late updates
[oh let’s do this again, now that we got a bit from both povs—who’s side are you on?]
104 — taehyung don’t
105 — i don’t even know what to say
106 — babe
107 —
108 — no
109 — my kinda night tbh
110 — good night
111 — rumors
112 — one kiss is all it takes
113 — sj is right i guess
114 — the priority should be min holly
115 — namgi?
116 — stream bad decisions
117 —
118 — writing as fan accounts >>>
119 — emo time
120 —
121 — back to our regularly scheduled slice-of-life