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Itβs time for the first deep dive of the stats.
Who has impressed the slot jockeys over at Analytics FC?
Who should we be looking at as differentials on our identikit wildcards?
Letβs dive in!
SHOOT FROM THE HIP BOYS
Shots/On Target
Mitro β 31/16 β Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Haaland β 27/17 β The Terminator
Kane β 24/13 β Top Gun
Jesus β 24/10 β The Last Temptation of Christ
Son β 21/11 β Unforgiven
Marti β 21/9 β Back to the Future
Madz β 20/7 β The Lone Ranger
LIVING IN A BOX
Touches in tβbox
Jesus β 74 β Itβs like Christmas in there for him
Salah β 56 β Do something with it you shit
Haaland β 48 β 50% of them were shots
Marti β 48 β Imagine removing him on a wildcard
Mitro β 46 β shoot more
Diaz β 43 β pass more
Neto β 42 β cry more
FUCKING CHANCERS
Chances created/Big
Salah β 24/1 β Unselfish bastard
KDB β 24/8 β A one man Adobe portfolio
Harrison β 17/4 β Leeding light
Kane β 16/3 β You canβt touch this
Marti β 16/3 β Sweet little mystery
Gundo β 16/3 β JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU START HIM PEP YOU BASTARD
DRIBBLING BASTARDS
Most successful dribbles
Tavernier β 18
Jesus β 18
Joelinton β 17
Eze β 17
Marti β 17
Okay this one isnβt that useful for FPL but still, Joelinton what a fucking baller
Also, yes⦠Jesus & Martinelli appear in EVERYTHING.
I have no idea who Tavernier is.
SHOT IN THE BACK
Shots from defenders
Neco β 15/3
Schar β 11/2
Sessegnon β 9/4
Gabriel β 9/2
VVD β 8/2
Cancelo β 8/1
TAA β 8/1
Defenders are really not very good at getting their shots on targetβ¦
That said, imagine if Sessegnon was nailed just for a brief, euphoric moment.
CHANCES FROM THE BACK
Defenders creating
Trippier β 13 β set piece goat
TAA β 13 β set piece kid
Perisic β 11 β xMins set piece
Cresswell β 11 β Nobody. Will. Ever. Buy. You. Mate.
Dalot β 10 β On the watchlist, no intention of a wedding
Neco β 9 β the former Mrs Serge Aurier
SEXY THROUGH BALLS
KDB β 7 β The absolute boy
Bruno β 6 β Run Marcus Run
Iwobi β 5 β What the actual fuck?
Gundo β 4 β One night in Bangkok
Gross β 4 β Just a non-pen xGI Alex Mac Allister
Nico β 3 β Fucking hell kid just play for a team which doesnβt employ Steve Cook
DEFEND AS A TEAM
Headers lost/tackles lost
SOU β 137/49
LEE β 88/81
LEI β 109/58
AVL β 102/65
EVE β 121/41
NEW β 100/61
FUL β 109/47
So in short, Saints canβt head the ball, Leeds canβt tackle, Villa canβt do either and Newcastle have Nick Pope not Danny Ward.
ANALYTICS FC
xG/xA/xGI
Haaland β 8.35/1.14/9.49
Kane β 5.17/2.04/7.27
Jesus β 4.6/1.64/6.24
KDB β 1.81/4.10/5.91
Toney β 3.61/1.51/5.12
Salah β 3.10/1.99/5.09
Iβm not going to tell you what to do with those
All FPL strategies are equal
Even if some are more eq⦠STOP IT
So there we have it
The key takeaways? Jesus and Martinelli have the capacity to sting wildcarders, Harrison is one to watch, Gundo needs more minutes and whilst Salah sleeps, Haaland feasts
Oh and sell Neco Williams. In every team
Turns out he plays for Forest
One love. HM.