Holy shit. A dude tried to run over the kids in the parade in my town today. This sheriff's deputy totaled his car stopping him. Still some good cops out there.

We ain't in Mayberry anymore

Less potatoey picture

If we didn't homeschool my son would have been in the middle of that. It's tough, but one of the best decisions we've ever made.

More. Looks like it was intentional.

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