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Rex Chapman🏇🏼

Rex Chapman🏇🏼
@RexChapman

Nov 24
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My father has to have “Peanut Butter Salad” every thanksgiving. Here’s the recipe. I swear. It’s awful.

Apologies everyone. He also uses banana slices he slices himself.
It’s apparently critical to recipe. I assume you can slice your own bananas and he doesn’t have to come and slice them for you.
UPDATE: I’m being told now — there is also bananas, mandarin oranges, crushed peanuts and apples. Crushed peanuts. Crushed. Peanuts.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman
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