My father has to have “Peanut Butter Salad” every thanksgiving. Here’s the recipe. I swear. It’s awful.

Apologies everyone. He also uses banana slices he slices himself.

It’s apparently critical to recipe. I assume you can slice your own bananas and he doesn’t have to come and slice them for you.

UPDATE: I’m being told now — there is also bananas, mandarin oranges, crushed peanuts and apples. Crushed peanuts. Crushed. Peanuts.