#vmin au, in which jm is spider man and th is his adorable, often clumsy, boyfriend who stumbles and trips a lot. but really, it's not th's fault. it's the darn shoe laces, and the cracks in the sidewalks. it's the frustratingly beautiful skies that distract him and (+)
steal his attention away from the ground. it doesn't matter anyway, not really. not when jm is always there to catch th without even a moment's notice, spidey senses and boyfriend senses tingling.
oh no :( look at tiny jimin catching tiny taehyung
"be careful, would you?" jm sighs one day, almost aggressively tugging on the lapels of th's coat as he pulls him in a little closer. "what if you get seriously hurt, some day?"
"with you around?" th says, smiling softly. "never."
and jm can only look on helplessly, because (+)
th has no idea that he's spider man; has no idea that jm's alter ego is a masked vigilante, that his quick reflexes aren't simply a product of years of dancing and running.
"what're you gonna do if I'm no longer around one day?" jm asks, gaze softening.
"why wouldn't you be?"
"anything could happen," jm murmurs, pulling th closer and closer until their chests are touching, hearts beating in sync.
"but if something happened to you," th says, pouting cutely, "who'd catch me when I fall?"
"exactly," jm says, snorting softly. "so be careful. please?"
"but how can I look at the ground when the sky is so beautiful and so different every day?" th asks, and he's obviously joking, because there's a twinkle in his eyes even as he wraps his arms around jm's neck and holds him close.
"s'too bad," th says, shrugging nonchalantly. "guess you'll just have to stick around, safe and sound."
and though jm rolls his eyes, he can't help the fond smile that pulls at his lips as th leans in and steals a quick kiss from the unmasked hero.
[A/N. gdi, now I want to write a whole spider man au threadfic, but. no!! no, jiji, no!! not when I have other fics to finish!! not when I haven't even posted the vday fic yet!! nooo!! jiji nooㅡsike. would anyone like a spider man au? :') ]