#Yoonmin au where ; Yoongı and Jımın are sworn enemies… And Tae and Jk are so done with them.

- exes to enemies to lovers - neighbours yoonmin - yoonkook are brothers - vmin are brothers

It was meant for my other acc... I'm stoopid

"Hyung, there is no point in fighting over this!" 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 tries to make his brother calm down. "I don't care! Last night, his cat peed on my brand new carpet! I bet he is the one who plotted the whole thing! He just wants to piss me off! But this time…"

Yoongı smiles. "He won't get away with it." "Hyung, it's not his fault that his cat considers you as his own kind and shows up at our doorstep, everyday."

"Oh you shut up, you love sick bunny! Just because you have a crush on his big-eyed puppy face brother, doesn't mean you turn your back against your own brother and take the side of that chick!"

"You /are/ a cat…" 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 says with a deep sigh. "Yes. And I will scratch him." Yoongı says, determined. "In a non sexual way obviously! I don't like him! Eww…" He makes a disgusted face.

And 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 wants to point out that Yoongı literally dated /that/ guy, got into a relationship with him and then didn't move houses even after breaking up with him but he didn't.

He has his whole future planned with his crush and he won't die this early just because of his words. He is smarter than that.

Yoongı hums in content at the lack of response from the younger and proceeds with his plan. He turns to look at Holy and they share a secret information between them which 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 doesn't even try to comprehend.

The plan works out pretty well as Holy pees on the doorstep of his neighbour. "You wanted to piss me off, huh…?" Yoongı smirks. "Now take. That. Piss. Off. Hah!"

What is the synonym of revenge…? Jımın. Jımın paces around his house furiously, as his brother cleans the mess at their doorstep.

"That, son of some nice lady, small wild cat…" He tries to calm down but he sees red. "I will kîll him!!!" That's all he says before leaving for the battlefield and Tɑehyung running behind him.

"Jiminie, no!" Tɑehyung tries to stop his brother but Jımın is faster than him. He is panting when Jımın comes back again, confusing him to a next level.

Tɑehyung gasps when he sees Jımın running again but this time he has an egg tray in his hands. "Jiminie No!!!" Tɑehyung shouts again.

𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 stands up from where he was sitting when someone throws an egg right beside him. He looks around, mouth wide open in shock when he spots a small and red Jımın in front of his house.

"I'm so sorry…" Tɑehyung says, apologising to 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄.  𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄's face turns to starry eyed from the initial shock.

Jungkook smiles at the other, telling him it's nothing big. Eggs are a rich source of protein, after all.

"Where is your brother?!" Jımın roars. He throws another egg but this time 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 ducks his head on time. 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 runs inside the house as Jımın continues his attack.

"What happened...?" Yoongı says, busy cooking for the both of them. "Your chick is throwing eggs!" 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄 says, panting. Yoongı just stares at his brother for a few seconds before saying, "𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗀𝗄𝗈𝗈𝗄, Jımın is a human..."

CW - mention of a/b/o (yeah don't ask me about it! I myself don't know)

"Oh really?" Jk says, sarcastically. "Well, then take your alpha self out there and stop your omega from destroying our house!" "What...?" "Oh for god's sake! How many times do I have to tell to you not use those fanfics references on me?!"

"Jımın ie, can you for once, stop acting like an omega in heat! Have control over your pheromones." Tae says, as he sits in front of his neighbour's house and plays with Holy. Holy got new tricks and Tae is impressed.

Jımın pays him no attention as looks over the house and- Target spotted. "What the fck are you doing?!" Yoongı says, as he shields himself from the attack of the chick.

"How dare you to pee on my doorstep?!!" Jımın seethes. "Yes, Jiminie yes. Release your pheromones and in a sense, pee on his territory." Tae says, being supportive.

(I have absolutely no idea what they are talking about or what I'm writing! I was supposed to take rest today )

"Oh shut up!" Yoongı says and immediately regrets his words when he looks at Tae. Oh no no no no. "You!!!" Jımın marches towards him while Yoongı turns on his heels and runs to the opposite direction.

"Stupid cat and his stupid chick..." Jk says, making an angry face as he hugs Tae and pats thr latter's head in a comforting manner. "How will they get married if they fight like this...?" Tae says in a pout. "I don't know how, but they have to."

Yes, they have to. Their parents are friends with each other and fixed their marriage a long ago. And college's sick couple yoonmin agreed, very much running high in love.

It all changed later when they broke up. Jk and Tae still doesn't know why that happened to two people who are definitely very much in love with each other.

Anyway, the particular day's activities ends with Yoongı, Jımın and Jk cleaning the house after an hour. Tae is exempted from the activity because Yoongı broke is heart, before. The elder apologised and even bought him an ice cream.

"Hyung, this is getting boring..." Jımın says, as they all watch a movie together. "But, it's been only a few months and if we get back together then they will think we were acting." Yoongı slides his hand behind the couch, touching Jımın's shoulder.

Jımın looks at him then. A pout on his face when he says, "But we /were/ acting!" Yoongı smiles and leaves a quick kiss on his lover's lips. "Yes, baby... But we can't just tell them that we broke up so that we can relate to 𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘵'𝘴 album."

"It was a top class experiance though!" Jımın says, proudly. He snuggles close to Yoongı when sees Tae and Jk are sleeping on the love seat, movie long forgotten. "Yeah..." Yoongı agrees as he kisses Jımın's nose. "𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒏 hits different now!"

They cuddle up against each other and throws ideas of getting back together without Tae and Jk finding it suspicious. "You can't tell them that you found love in me after you threw eggs at my house!" Yoongı snorts.

"I could tell them that you scolded me for it and I felt guilty afterwards because of state of global economy...?" Jımın supplies. Yoongı chuckles. "They won't believe it if you say you said sorry to me."

"Who said sorry?!" Jımın moves to sit on Yoongi's lap, wrapping his arms around the latter. "We could tell them that we had a huge debate on the working and capitalist class and then it ended in a heated make out session."

"And at the end of it, we mutually decided on raising our kids in a economic friendly society where they know the importance of money and value it...?" Yoongı adds. "Perfect!" Jımın says, smiling against Yoongı's lips. "We are so smart, Yoongiah..."

——fin. (Idk how to end it cus Idk why I even started it so that's it! That's the ending! Now, happy reading until I come back and delete it! shoo shoo )

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