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Dec 11, 2023
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Russia chickening out!🧵 Thanks to Russian propaganda and her allies in the West everybody talks about Ukraine. But let's not lose sight about the great things happening in Russia these days. After all, it's the season, people! So what chicken doing? 1/ x.com/war_crimes_uk/

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An egg crisis is starting to "boil" in Russia and in occupied Crimea. In Belgorod, huge queues lined up for cheap eggs. People began to gather as early as 7am, despite the frost. Some stores even introduced restrictions on sales: you can buy no more than 20 eggs per customer.
A few months ago chicken prices began to rise and less chicken was available in stores. But do not question things, comrade. Food prices soar over 50% but everything is fine and stable. Best indicator for that are your wages that are frozen till 2025. 2/ x.com/Gerashchenko_e
Anton Gerashchenko

Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en

Russian stores started introducing restrictions on the sale of eggs per customer. On offer, you can only buy one pack containing 20 eggs. And without it, it's expensive. Several days ago, Putin said that Russian economy surpassed the EU one.
Russia has chicken in abundance of course. It's just not in the stores. Same thing with your cancer & diabetes medicine, comrade. Best news is, that from '24 on you will be allowed to pay for those meds yourself. Russia puts freedom in free healthcare. 3/ x.com/Gerashchenko_e
Anton Gerashchenko

Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en

The Russian government has redirected money for cancer patients to war. "Natural selection" is now the leading policy in Russia? Cancer medicine, included in 2023 in the financed by compulsory medical insurance (CMI), will be excluded from this mechanism as of next year. Technically, the authorities will transfer the responsibility for purchasing medicines to the regions, but even Moscow experiences problems with financing. In 2024, the budget expenditures under the national project Health Care will be cut by 10% - to 289.9 billion rubles (~$2,3 billion). Earlier, almost all articles of the national project, which was included in the list of Putin's election promises in 2018, fell under sequestration. Most of all - 25.5 billion rubles (~$200 million) - the budget plans to save exactly on the anti-cancer program and modernization of polyclinics. The federal project Fighting cancer will lose 8% and 3%, respectively, down to 147.4 billion rubles (~$1,2 billion). Compared to 2023, it will lose 12.5 billion rubles (~$99 million) of funding.
Russians can be freed of healthcare because they eat a much healthier diet. Chicken, eggs. Which exist in abundance. They have just not arrived in the stores yet, comrade. Less chicken Kyiv, more cheap vodka, Vanya. Helps as the alcohol tax been raised. 4/ world-food.ru/en/media/news/
Speaking of raising: Russian oil products are the best! Of course everybody wants them. To make things more fair, comrade, from next year on you are allowed to pay more for gasoline. 5/ interfax.com/newsroom/top-s
All this is great news, comrade. It proves how Russia is set up to counter the evil satanic West! So lean back in front of your trusty 1935 wood oven, soon you have fire wood for heating again. The shortage & price hike is already being investigated! 6/ russian.rt.com/russia/news/12
Your loving uncle in the Kremlin is taking care of everything. Even that you will still find full packages in the stores - no price gauging by selling less for the same amount in Russia. A friendly FSB officer will answer all your questions, comrade. 7/ russian.rt.com/russia/news/12
Russia is doing great! Best indicator is record amount of lending! Mortgages soar, companies borrow like crazy! Buying power of households is skyrocketing! That has nothing to do with liquidity issues or inflation, no. There is no inflation, comrade! 8/ oreanda-news.com/en/gosudarstvo
Ah, and look at all those shiny tanks and shells we produce. Well, they were shiny before the places rusted where we couldn't afford the paint. All those "new" tanks are totally new refurbishment of pieced together deep stock. Frankentank Obr. 2023 9/ forbes.com/sites/davidaxe
All great in Russia. But satanists in the West are scared like crazy. SVR boss Naryshkin made clear that with helping Ukraine the USA have engaged in what will be their second Vietnam. Aren't you happy that we only have troops on Russian annexed soil? 10/ reuters.com/world/europe/p
Relaxed again, comrade? Good. Turn on TV and listen how Solovyov say that the red banner will wave over Berlin again. Our agents in the decadent West are hard at work too so they get scared of our might. They're out of chicken & eggs and collapse soon. 11/ x.com/Gerashchenko_e
Anton Gerashchenko

Anton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en

Attention, Germany! Russian propagandist Solovyev advises German citizens to leave Berlin because he "still" wants to burn the city.
Sparty

Sparty

@spartyflyboy
Westerner - I worked in Russia, so don't give me BS on how russia works. Гопник = block
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