Good morning, Europe. Good morning, Moscow.
And a very good morning to John Mark Dougan: former Palm Beach County deputy, Moscow resident since 2016, and, according to Microsoft, Clemson University and Recorded Future, one of the people behind Storm-1516 / CopyCop.
We’ve had access for a while. Today we’re opening it up.
baldvolf.com is his laptop, rebuilt as a website. Log in and you’re at his Kubuntu desktop, clock set to Moscow time.
What’s on it:
• his documents, photos and downloads
• three mailboxes, 247 messages, original headers intact
• his Signal, Telegram and Element chats
• his Firefox and Chromium history
• his conversations with Claude, Qwen and the local models he ran
Also:
• the databases of 50 websites
• a working rebuild of DarkPulsar, the admin panel behind the sites researchers have tied to him
The files are real. The apps around them are rebuilt to read them, so expect the shape of Signal, not every last menu.
Our personal favourite: in April 2026, mid-fight over his Wikipedia article, he asks Qwen how to get his rewrite restored, and has his appeal reworded “so that it’s coming from KittleRiddle and not John Mark Dougan”.
It’s in the Qwen archive.
To the FSB and the GRU: you’re welcome to read along. Apparently babysitting this American import is where the budget goes. Quite a catch.
Corrections and tips: jd@baldvolf.com, or Signal BaldVolf.1972.
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